Very broad satire Written by Uwe Boll and Bryan C. Knight; based on the video game Directed by Uwe Boll Postal starts with a promising scene for an intentionally offensive comedy. Two terrorists in an airliner cockpit (presumably on 9/11) discuss how many virgins they'll get in the afterlife. It turns out they've been given … Continue reading Postal
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Action Adventure Written by David Koepp, from a story by George Lucas and Jeff Nathanson Directed by Steven Spielberg I dreaded disaster when I first heard that George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, and Harrison Ford making a fourth Indiana Jones movie. Nearly twenty years after Indie's latest outing, I felt it was best to let sleeping … Continue reading Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Noir at the Cerrito
I attended the Film Noir event at the Cerrito last night. Well worth the time and money. It's repeating tonight at 5:00; I recommend it heartily. The evening began--after the usual cartoons and Speakeasy Theaters Coming Attractions video, plus a brief onstage appearance by Speakeasy programmer Will Viharo and Noir scholar Eddie Muller--with Muller's own … Continue reading Noir at the Cerrito
This Week’s Movies
Blade Runner: The Final Cut, Red Vic, Friday through Sunday. Based on Philip K. Dick's novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Blade Runner remains surprisingly thoughtful for '80's sci-fi--especially of the big budget variety. It ponders questions about the nature of humanity, and about our ability to objectify people when it suits our needs. … Continue reading This Week’s Movies
Shine a Light
Rock concert documentary Directed by Martin Scorsese Martin Scorsese’s Rolling Stones concert film bombs horribly in the first half, but rights itself in the span of one song and sails on to to a glorious but too-soon finish. If the first half had been as good as the second, Shine a Light would sit next … Continue reading Shine a Light
Recession Hits Speakeasy Theaters
Just a quick note on changes to Speakeasy's Parkway and Cerrito. Mostly the Parkway. I guess the Parkway must be losing some momentum, customer-wise. First, Speakeasy spokeperson Will Viharo announced that his Thrillville series, which he's been splitting between the two theaters, will find its permanent home at the Cerrito. Then, just this week, he … Continue reading Recession Hits Speakeasy Theaters
Frameline LGBT Festival in June
When people think of San Francisco, horror, science fiction, and people of African descent don’t immediately leap to mind. But lesbians, gays, bisexuals, and transgenders truly fit the shallow, stereotyped model. So it’s appropriate that as the Black Film Festival and Another Hole in the Head draw to a close, Frameline32: San Francisco International LGBT … Continue reading Frameline LGBT Festival in June
This Week’s Movies
Comedy Shorts, Niles Essanay Silent Film Museum, Saturday, 7:30. The Silent Film Museum screens four short comedies by the best: Chaplin, Keaton, Lloyd, and Laurel & Hardy. I can't speak for the others, but the Keaton selection, "The Goat," is one of his best. Body Heat, Castro, Friday, 8:00. It's been many years since I've … Continue reading This Week’s Movies
Two June Festivals
What could be scarier than another film festival starting less than a month after the San Francisco International festival closes? How about two film such festivals? And one of them sounds very scary, indeed. Let’s start with the festival that won’t give you a fright (although judging from recent exit polls, it might scare people … Continue reading Two June Festivals
How the Garcia Girls Spent Their Summer
Drama Written and directed by Georgina Riedel I’ll gladly watch any movie staring Elizabeth Peña. Even when she plays a character whose motivations seem more inspired by plot necessities than human emotions, she manages to convey all the depth, warmth, and confusion of real human life. And she’s hot. How the Garcia Girls Spent Their … Continue reading How the Garcia Girls Spent Their Summer
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