The Ultimate Festival Movie

Check out the Current Festivals section in the right panel of this page, and you’ll see a lot of activity this summer. Playing right now or opening soon, we’ve got festival for the LGBT community and another for Jews. There’s a festival of horror films, another of comedies, and two of silent films.

So here’s the trick: Find a film (or at least make up a plot) that can legitimately play at all six festivals. It’s easy to find a gay Jewish comedy; even Ang Lee has made one. And I can think of an actual silent Jewish horror film (The Golem). But what about a silent, gay-themed, Jewish horror comedy? No so easy.

Perhaps if The Golem had starred Buster Keaton as the rabbi and Fatty Arbuckle as the title monster. And instead of falling for a girl, the clay creature loses his head to, say, Snitz Edwards.

Any other ideas?